Nerd humor

Some source code comments you can find around are really awesome!

Here's to you a selection:

// no comments for you
// it was hard to write 
// so it sould be hard to read

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/*

 * OK; before you read the following code know what I am trying to do.
 * I needed to get the list of child catagories from the root node so 

 * that the root node didn't appear in the selection box. But for some

 * stupid fucking reason the stupid fucking DBA wont let me access 

 * the items using indices and I instead have to use their stupid 

 * fucking Iterator implementation. So there.

 */
$firstList = $this->getRootNode()->getChildren();
foreach ($firstList as $node)
{
    $nodes = $node->getChildren();
    break;                // wtf?
}

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// if i ever see this again i'm going to start bringing guns to work
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//hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)
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// 
// Dear maintainer: 
// 
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine, 
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was, 
// please increment the following counter as a warning 
// to the next guy: 
// 
// total_hours_wasted_here = 16 
//
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// TODO: Fix this. Fix what?
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double penetration; // ouch
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// I will give you two of my seventy-two virgins if you can fix this.
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// I am not responsible of this code. 
// They made me write it, against my will.
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//Dear future me. Please forgive me. 
//I can't even begin to express how sorry I am.
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//somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Logic screen 
//somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass
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/* 
 * You may think you know what the following code does. 
 * But you dont. Trust me 
 * Fiddle with me, and youll spend many a sleppless 
 * night cursing the moment you thought you be clever 
 * enough to "optimize" the code below. 
 * Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/
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// drunk, fix later
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// Magic. Do not touch.
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//I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem
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Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha
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//When I wrote this, only God and I understood that I was doing
//Now, God only knows


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